First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, ""In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body."" For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the c…

"Sit" dog sits "Down" dog lays down on floor "Play Dead" dog graduates college, finds job, gets married and has kids

A woman gives birth to twins An old fisherman and his wife settle down and decide to have some kids. The wife ends up giving birth to twins, both boys. Eventually as the babies grow the couple notice that the two never face the same way. Wherever one of them looks the other is always facing the opposite direction, no matter what they do. The couple decide to name them Toward and Away. The kids grow and have a happy childhood despite this strange behavior and when they turn 10 years old their fat…

Got this from theodd1'sout Riddles are so stupid! Here's an example of one that only has one correct answer even though anything could be true: Romeo and Juliet are at a party when a train strolls by and they are found dead next to a puddle of glass. Why are they dead? Because they were both fish! The train vibration caused the fishbowl to fall. Another one is: Mark and Lisa want to go to the school prom, but can't. Why? BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH FISH! Here's another: Sam and Tory are at the zoo bein…