[10mins from now] ..& just like that North Korea was removed from history & got nuked by every country on Earth for bringing down Twitter..

I paid $5.99 for The Interview. I now want North Korea to kill me.

People of North Korea: Please stop asking Siri where the food is.

I was going to sign this permission slip to let my daughter watch The Grinch at school but I haven't heard back from North Korea yet.