What is Donald Trump's favourite Overwatch hero? Mei, because she's from China and likes to build walls.

My mom and I were at church Sunday morning We left the house in the usual hurry. We made it to church and I was felling kinda sick.I told my Mom and she says to go out side the frontdoor and she'd be out to check on me.I was about to spew so I ran towards the door.A few minutes later I returned to my seat.Mom was surprised to see me back so quickly. You didn't make it outside ,did you? Didn't have to Mom ,there was a box by the door that said "for the sick or elderly"

What's with all the clocks? A man who recently died had a meeting with God. He was waiting outside, looking at a large wall of clocks outside his office. God stepped out to invite him inside. **M:** Hey, what's with all these clocks? **G:** Ah, this is the wall shows every lie everyone has ever told. The lies are represented by clocks. Every time someone tells a lie, the clock moves 1 minute. **M:** Wow there's a lot of people up here. Look, George Washington's clock never moved! Mine is at …

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit? Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!