Did you know? Call of duty has been released in Iraq and Afgahnistan as ""The Sims.""

Two guys are on their last tour of Iraq, and they get to talking and start divulging some personal information about each other. One guy is from Long Island, an

Duck Dynasty guy is right-- if we baptize all those ISIS guys, Iraq will be safe because Christians never start wars for bullshit reasons.

Now that Fox News is 18 can we send it to Iraq?