A man marries a Jewish woman, and for their honeymoon they go to Israel. The mother-in-law insists that she come along. Reluctantly, the couple allows her along the trip. After only two days, the mother-in-law has a heart attack and dies. The daughter is so distraught that the husband is left to make all the funeral arrangements by himself. He's sitting in the undertaker's office when he walks back in. ""Well,"" says the undertaker, ""I've got some bad news. If you want to ship the body back to …

A man is travelling with his wife and mother-in-law in Israel Sadly, the mother-in-law passes away as they reach their destination. The wife is struck by grief, and so the man takes it upon himself to arrange the funeral. The wife silently hopes that they can bring the remains back to their home-country, but leaves everything in the hands of the husband. He talks in depth with the local priest, who explains that arranging for the body to be flown over-seas would cost at least ten times the pr…

A man and his wife went on vacation to Israel, his mother-in-law decided to go, too. One night on the trip, the mother-in-law died of a heart attack. The couple visited a local undertaker who said that it would cost $1500 to take the woman's body back to the US. "However," said the undertaker, "We could have the funeral and bury her here in the Holy Land for only $150." The man insisted, though, that they ship her back home. Again, the undertaker tried to convince them to bury her in Israel,…

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