The Out of Towner A guy walked into a bar in Alabama and ordered a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looked up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee queer. The bartender looked up and said, ""You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?"" The guy said, ""I'm from Iowa."" The bartender asked, ""What the heck you do in Iowa?"" The guy responded, ""I'm a taxidermist."" The bartender asked, ""Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"" The guy said nervously, ""I mount animals."…

A man walks into a bar. A man walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, ""You're not from 'round here are ya?"" ""No"" replies the man, ""I'm from New Hampshire."" The bartender looks at him and says, ""Well what do you do in New Hampshire?"" ""I'm a taxidermist,"" says the man. The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains, ""I mount dead animals."" The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, ""It's OK, boys! He's one of us…

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says ""You're not from'round here are ya?"" ""No"" replies the, ""I'm from New Hampshire."" The bartender looks at him and says, ""Well what do you do in New Hampshire?"" ""I'm a taxidermist,"" says the man. The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains, ""I mount dead animals."" The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, ""It's OK, boys! He's one of us!""

2 good 'ol boys Two good ol' boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, ""If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"" The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about …