Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar. They ask the bartender, ""What have you got?"" The bartender points to two taps. They say, ""What? That's it?! We don't like either of those choices!"" The bartender says, ""Now you know how I feel.""

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An average American voter walks into a bar ... ... and sees Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton huddled together at the end of the bar, whispering to one another. Intrigued, the voter approaches the pair and asks them what they are doing. "We're planning the 2016 election," brags Trump. "What's going to be different about it this year?" the voter asks. "Well," Clinton replies, "We're going to rig the vote count and put me in office, as well as delete a few of my emails." "What's so important …

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar... Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar.