Tax Man At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: ""I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"" ""Good question"", noted the Rabbi. ""We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."" ""Oh"", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical a…

on fire The chief of the fire department walks into the room where the other firemen wait and says: ""Take it easy boys, the Tax Office is on fire.""

The Tax Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhands and sent an agent to investigate him. AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. Boat Owner: ""Well, there's Tom, my first-mate, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $400 a week plus 1/5 of the catch."" Boat Owner: And, there's Bob, the deckhand, he's been with me for a year. I pay him $300 a week plus 1/5 of the catch. Boat Owner: Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He work…

The Tax Office The Tax Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhands and sent an agent to investigate him. AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. Boat Owner: "Well, there's Tom, my first-mate, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $400 a week plus 1/5 of the catch." Boat Owner: And, there's Bob, the deckhand, he's been with me for a year. I pay him $300 a week plus 1/5 of the catch. Boat Owner: Then there's the mentally c…