"That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. "How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come

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Leslie Nielsen auditioned for a specific role in Harry Potter. But the casting director, unsure who this old actor was, told him : — Shirley, you can't be Siri