What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did? *Apollo*gize.

A time traveler walks into a bar. He sits down and order a drink. The bartender sighs and slowly pours him a glass. The time traveler asks ""What's the matter?"

What did Neil Armstrong say when he was offered another trip to the moon 'I'm over the moon'

So a priest walks by a bunch of children standing around a dog. > Alright, I can't claim this joke. I took it from the chaplain of the New Orleans Saints doi