I'm hoping someone puts razor blades in my daughter's Halloween candy this year because those things are ridiculously expensive.

angel: they seem to be doing well God: give them more diseases angel: is that really necess- God: and social anxiety and kill a gorilla

It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.

> टीचर- कल क्यों नहीं आया?मिंटू- नहीं बताऊंगा?टीचर चांटा मारकर- जल्दी बता,मिंटू- Valentine Day पे गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ था,टीचर- इतना छोटा होकर भी गर्लफ्