I used to have Osama Bin Laden as a contact. I removed him because he was blowing up my phone. Oh god this that was so shitty.

How did Osama Bin Laden feed his kids (OC) Here comes the aeroplane...

Osama Bin Laden tried his hand as a movie reviewer before settling on global terrorism... Unfortunately, he always gave films the same rating: 9/11.

Because United 93 didn't hit it's target, Osama bin Laden wasn't perfectly happy about the terror attacks. So he rated it a 9/11.