Everytime I see a chinese guy, I always think I've seen him somewhere else. - a tourist in Shanghai or anywhere in the world.

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana? He Shanghai.

I'm so sad because my friend is moving to Shanghai. More like Shang-bye.

A Chinese guy decides to retire and move to USA ...after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He bought a home on a small piece of land. A few days after moving in. The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese guy running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day. The next day, he d…