James Bond walks into a bar... James Bond walks into a bar. Michael J. Fox is the bartender. James Bond says ""I'll have a martini."" He does not need to specify.

Michael J. Fox asked James Bond to come over for dinner one night. Being a polite host, he offered Bond a drink when he arrived. "What'll ya have?" he asked. "I'll have a Martini," Bond replied. "How do you want it?" Michael J. Fox asked. "Shaken, not stirred." "Oh, thank God."

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox? Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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