Unable to stop their phones and washing machines from exploding, Samsung announced today they're changing their name to the ACME Corp.

After Samsung phones, now Samsung washing machines are exploding. Samsung is now the third biggest nuclear power after US and Russia.

Me: Dropped my phone & now screen doesn't work. Help forum: Should've had a better case. Apparently, my mother works in Samsung support now.

The new Samsung phone shares every picture you take with all your friends as soon as you take it. Good idea. What could possibly go wrong?