[Maroon 4 meeting] Adam Levine: "Our band name sucks" Drummer that no one knows the name of: "let's think bigger" Adam: "I've got it"

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve

God: "Adam looks kind of lonely down there. What should I do?" Frog: "ribbit" God: "haha, alright man"

Me: Did you know avocado improves Brain function?' Kristen: 'Mom you eat it all the time and I haven't seen ANY improvement.'