It was Patrick Whack's first day in his new role as a loan assessor at the bank... ...and his boss, being not an arsehole, tells him that it's okay to ask him q

Patrick wants a bike... For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, ""Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house

Why is Patrick so dumb? He's living under a rock.

Mother gets trolled by his son Mother, ""How was school today, Patrick?"" Patrick, ""It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"" Mother, ""Ooh, they do