I was really moved by The Great Gatsby. Specifically, to the theater showing Iron Man 3.

Teacher: Who fought in the Civil War? Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

All this buzz about Iron Man 2 is really going to hurt the opening weekend of my movie Steel Dude.

*walks in on son making batman & iron man action figures kiss* wtf? "dad i can explain" u should never EVER mix the dc & marvel universes