Poor Boudreaux . . . Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father, I kinda took a little lumber from that new construction site." Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son? Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole for a long time. I'm afraid that someone will break their leg, so I fix the hole." Priest: "Well, that's not so bad." Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I had a little lumber left." Priest: "What did you do with it? Boudreaux: "Well, my poor dog Phi…

Cop: Is that a radar detector I see? A cop pulled me over the other day for speeding. After giving me the ticket, he teases me a bit about my out of state plate and the fact that I'm driving a car that's in my Dad's name. He points to my dash and asks, "Is that a radar detector I see?" Me: I don't know. Cop: Is that a radar detector I see? Me: I don't know it's my Dad's car. It's just always been there, but it does let me know every time I pass a Krispy Kreme. He smirked, said, "Good one. Now…

A salesman knocks on the door and a small child answers The salses man asks, "Is your father home"? "No, he was ran over by a tractor". "I'm sorry to hear that, is your mother home"? "No, she was ran over by a tractor". "Do you have any big brother or sister at home"? "No, they were ran over by a tractor" "So what are you doing here all alone"? "I'm driving a tractor"

Here's a joke from Bulgaria, translated for your convenience. One a motorway near the coast in Varna a musclebound mafioso (refered to as mutra in Bulgaria) is driving with his subordinates in his brand new Mercedes S63 AMG. When he nears a traffic signal, he gets rear ended. Pissed off, he gets out to have a look. Turns out that an elderly gentleman in a rusty Lada smashed into him. He gets him out of the car and starts yelling at him: -What the f***, man! This is my brand new ride, I ain't e…