Michael Jackson's latest autopsy report states that he didn't actually die at home. He died in the hospital - he was found in the children's ward having a stroke.

Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. - http://ww.key-n-lock.com

When watching Michael Jackson's coffin being pushed away by the Jackson Brothers, was anybody else reminded of those two words... Cool Runnings.

On the day of Michael Jackson's death The two paramedics arrive at Neverland Ranch to find Michael unconscious and not breathing. The rookie says to the veteran ""What should we try first?"" ""I reckon the roller coaster.""