Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back? To keep his nuts dry.

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't? A widow.

How do you cure aids? You put it into world leaders. Note - This is an old joke I've heard when I was a kid, but seeing how Jimmy Carter was cured by a drug t

Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.