A Scotsman was waiting in the queue at the first tee ready to play a round of golf when a small boy approached him and said: "Would you like me to caddie for you, sir?" The Scotsman eyed him up and down for a moment before asking: "Are ye any good at finding lost golf balls?" "Oh yes, sir. I'm great at finding lost golf balls." "Okay, run and search for one. Then we can start!"