Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. "Hey, Antonio!" shouted Luigi. "Where you been for the past two weeks? No one seen you around." "Dona talk to me, Luigi. I been inna jail." "Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "Why you been inna jail?" "Wella, Luigi," explained Antonio, "I was lying onna dis beach, and the cops come arrest me and throw me inna jail." "But dey dona throw you inna jail just for lying onna beach." "Yeah," said Antonio, "but dis beach was screamin' and akickin' and a yellin'!"
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