Realtor: This house here comes with a playroom Wife: Oh, the kids will love that! Realtor: It's not that kind of playroom Husband: Nice

Morning Inspection at a POW camp This joke needs an accent and some body motions for full effect. (I included them in parenthesis) At a German POW Camp the Commanding officer inspects the prisoners each morning in a line up. One Day as he's going down the line he gets to the final three prisoners and inspects them. The first prisoner is jerking his head side to side, and as his head goes back and forth, he makes peculiar sounds. ""Tick (head jerks left), Tock (head jerks right), Tick , Tock"" Th…

So the Marines, the Seals, and the Air Force were all asked to do a joint mission... There were three key buildings that needed to be taken over in order to for the operation to succeed, and Superiors from the three fields wanted to gauge the performances of their respective subordinates. So they set a deadline, and convened the day after the deadline to compare notes. The the officers in charge of the marines gave their briefing first. ""Alright, we are able to confidently report a successful m…

An irish man requests a guiness ""One Guiness please"" -*""You must be Irish""* ""What, just because I ordered a Guiness? If I ordered a big mac would you think I was American?"" -*""Um, Sir..""* If I ordered a tortilla would you think I was mexican?! Racist scum!"" -*""But.. sorry sir.. This is a library.""*