Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed. Soon after takeoff, the blonde man called a stewardess to his seat and said, "I have a live grenade in my pocket. I'll blow up the plane if you do not divert to Cairo." Perplexed, the stewardess said, "But, sir. This is TWA flight 1219 to Cairo." "Damn!" replied the blonde passenger, "I got on the wrong plane."
On a plane ride to South Africa. A flight going from Cairo to Johannesburg was about half-way through their trip. Out of the blue, the captain made a startling
[Bit Long] So, there's a man walking through the Sahara... ...and finds an empty, dirty bottle. He's fairly poor, and is travelling to the nearest city to trade
A group of church ministers start a bowling team. What do they call themselves? I was walking across the street at work today and an old man grabbed my arm, som
Latest Airport Security Device The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It
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