😄 Traffic police ne Sharma ji ko roka: 'Aap 80 ki speed mein ja rahe the, limit 40 hai.' Sharma ji bol...

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Traffic police ne Sharma ji ko roka: 'Aap 80 ki speed mein ja rahe the, limit 40 hai.' Sharma ji bole: 'Sir, main kal se gadi chod deta hun.' 'Kyun?' 'Kyunki aaj 80 mein ghar pahunchne mein itni der lagi — 40 mein toh kabhi pahunchta hi nahin.'

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