The brother-in law. Fair warning, I just wrote this song after a ""few"" many drinks. _________________________________________________ So, there once was a man named John, living in Kansas. He'd lived his life in the ""right way,"" whatever that means. He went to school, never did drugs, never drank underage, always went to church, went on to a good college, and eventually to a great job at a great company. However, throughout all of his life he had never found ""the one."" Always, there was a …

My mom and I were at church Sunday morning We left the house in the usual hurry. We made it to church and I was felling kinda sick.I told my Mom and she says to go out side the frontdoor and she'd be out to check on me.I was about to spew so I ran towards the door.A few minutes later I returned to my seat.Mom was surprised to see me back so quickly. You didn't make it outside ,did you? Didn't have to Mom ,there was a box by the door that said "for the sick or elderly"

What is Donald Trump's favourite Overwatch hero? Mei, because she's from China and likes to build walls.

What is Donald Trump's favourite Overwatch hero? Mei