#first-scientist

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have H2O." The second one says, "I'd also like water. Wait, why did you call it H2O? We're not at work anymore." The first scientist goes to the bathroom and cries. His assassination attempt has failed.

Two scientists walk into a bar... The first scientist orders h2O

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says ""I'll have h2o"

Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist says ""I'll have some H20."