Growing up on Disney movies has left me so disillusioned about small woodland creatures and their willingness to help me with my chores.

[After reading vows] Me: Why are you upset? Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

Remember when Disney used to produce cartoons, not teen sluts?

The best job ever? Sleeping Beauty at Disney World. You just lay down all day. If anyone bothers you, it's like excuse me, I'm working here.