Mah Dearest Emma, War on Christmas is hell. This morn, I saw 7 elves stabbed with 1 menorah. I fear this nog soaked yuletide may nevah end.
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Mah Dearest Emma, War on Christmas is hell. This morn, I saw 7 elves stabbed with 1 menorah. I fear this nog soaked yuletide may nevah end.
If I was in the military, I would be a sniper. That way I can lie down a lot.
what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty
me: hi sloth: HELL!!!! me: ..umm [walks away] sloth: ..oh :(
Two days ago: omg, I'm so glad I found my watch, I'll never misplace it again! Today: *has zero clue where the hell my watch is*
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