Actually told a girl who's moving to France soon that "there's lots of French people over there". It's a wonder how I can even bathe myself.

I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today

Acorns must come from France. That would explain the tiny berets.

If you swap the fried cheese for cheese, the beer for wine and the cheese art for actual art, Wisconsin is just like France.