"I was gonna go and save the princess, but then I got high.." - Super Mario#Super Mario#One-Liner0🔗 Share
How does Super Mario contact his dead brother? Using a Luigi board!#Super Mario#Luigi Board#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Sometimes I like to run through the street making Super Mario sound effects.#Super Mario#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I wish every time I made eye contact the Super Mario coin sound happened.#Super Mario#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
My dad used to beat me every night HORSE, chess, Super Mario..#Super Mario#Animals#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →