Me: I've lost my kitten Cop: How would you best describe him? Me: He looks like a miniature cat#Animals#Police#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
Boss: Are you high? Me: [trying to photocopy a dog] are you a cop?#Animals#Work#Police#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
If you ask a police dog if he's a good boy, legally he has to tell you.#Animals#Police#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Customs Police: Do you have anything to claim? Me: A hot dog is a sandwich. Cop: "Please step out of the vehicle"#Animals#Police#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →