Gays in the military "If gay men were allowed in the army, Saving Private Ryan will be a lot shorter, because it wouldn’t take them 3 hours to find Matt Damon"

If gay men were allowed in the army back in WWII Saving Private Ryan would be a lot shorter...

The opening scene of the movie ""Saving Private Ryan"" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

I had a dream where I was in a fight with Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Private Ryan. I'm finally battling my Damons.