Spider-man never tweets via iPhone. He's a web kinda guy.

[therapy] "Where does your fear of spiders come from?" *flashback to Spider-Man trying to kiss me behind Applebees* They're just creepy okay

Spider-Man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair? Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.