Based on the amount of tools I've dated, you'd think I got a deal at The Home Depot

Thanks to me, you'll probably start seeing 'For Display Only' signs on the toilets at Home Depot.

I bet Thor would lose his shit if he knew how many hammers are at Home Depot.

If you're smoking weed on the way to Home Depot I can predict your future, in 2 hrs you're going back to Home Depot.