Ryan Seacrest and Ellen Degeneres are the same person. #fact#Ryan Seacrest#Ellen Degeneres#One-Liner0🔗 Share
I think we need to start a boycott of Michael Cera movies... until he plays the role he was born for: Ellen Degeneres.#Michael Cera#Ellen Degeneres#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Whenever I'm sad I remember that Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a blind guy. Then I feel better about myself.#Ryan Seacrest#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Ellen Degeneres died today... ... they found her face down in Rosie O'Donnell.#Ellen Degeneres#Rosie Odonnell#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow? With her Les-bow.#Ellen Degeneres#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →