My wife just opened my car door for me. Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph.#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 Share
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
After they got married she even put his truck nuts in a jar.#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Discovered that my wife can talk to me THROUGH THE SPEAKERS OF MY NEW CAR so I'm returning it.#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →