BestBuy guy: "Do you have a 'first-generation' iPod?" Me: "I guess so. It came on a boat from China. It doesn't have an accent or anything."
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BestBuy guy: "Do you have a 'first-generation' iPod?" Me: "I guess so. It came on a boat from China. It doesn't have an accent or anything."
Calling someone 'one in a million' in China means they aren't that special.
The Great Wall of China is one of the 7 wonders of the world just because it's a Chinese product that's lasted more than a month.
9yo: Look what I made! Me: What? 9yo: I taped 2 toilet rolls & made binoculars! Me: Great.*Holds up iPhone* This is what 9yos in China make.
*lost in China* Friend: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Chinese with a local]: xian chan sen F: well? Me: we're in China
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