Been playing hide n' seek with my niece and nephew for the last three hours. I guess I should get off twitter and go and look for them now.

Therapist has suggested yoga, for a calming, alternate state of consciousness. But its to much easier just to drink.

The scariest thing about being a doctor is if you ever, even once, accidentally call it a "cooter" you're fired for life.

If Twitter allowed us to attach a signature to each Tweet, mine would be : "He said, stupidly."