Fight club but just dueling neighbor's aggressively leaf blowing leaves onto each other's lawns.#Fight Club#One-Liner0🔗 Share
First they came for the Fight Club members, but I said nothing, because...you know...rules.#Fight Club#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
32nd rule of Fight Club is no peanut products are allowed at Fight Club#Fight Club#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Fight club. Only naps instead. Rules the same. Just no fights. Only secret, uninterrupted glorious naps.#Fight Club#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away.#Fight Club#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →