I've set my phone to airplane mode to add more realism to the nausea and turbulence I experience at work.

I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable.

When someone tells me to have a safe flight it's like ok I will do my best but just so you know I am not the pilot of the airplane

"Shotgun!" I yell as I push past the others and climb into the seat. I am subsequently escorted from the airplane.