In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an "A" on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks.

Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around.

Kid 1: Why'd you call me Aphrodite? "After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop? "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

It's awful that those other chipmunks force Alvin to wear an A on his sweater just because he's an adulterer.