You are not truly drunk until you have a jar of peanut butter in your hand and your looking for the dog#Animals#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, "why the long face?" & the horse says, "why the English Lit degree?"#Animals#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
A lion walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave predicting the impending danger at hand.#Animals#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
*gets so drunk I grab a fish out of your fish tank and shakes it at you screaming "WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!" *#Animals#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →