Cops: "Please step out of the car" Me: "I can't. I'm drunk. You get in."
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Cops: "Please step out of the car" Me: "I can't. I'm drunk. You get in."
I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.
When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now
Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it.
OMG! It's colder than a pimps heart out here!
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