The scariest thing about being a doctor is if you ever, even once, accidentally call it a "cooter" you're fired for life.

its adam and eve not woody and buzz, if you want a real toy story read the bible

"It's time to turn over a new leaf." - Adam & Eve on laundry day

Heard rumors that a coworker slept her way to a promotion. Damn, if the bosses only saw how much I sleep at my desk I'd own this place.