It's not an octopus. It's a water spider. And yes, so called "marine biologist", if you live in the ocean you swallow 8 of them every year.

Autocorrect just changed faux pas to faux pasta and this gluten war has gotten out of hand.

Pretty sure the guy who named them "walkie talkies" got fired before he could name other military equipment.

Old Navy is like my weird friend from third grade. Like, I know we used to be really close, but if you asked me if I knew him I'd say no.