My niece said she COLORED a picture for me. Uh you mean you Africian Americaned a picture? Geez Confederate General, when's the klan rally?

When I was a kid growing up in the Cold War, I had nightmares about the Russians. They wrote long novels. And professors made me read them.

Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.

Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two.