NURSE: Doctor, I've lost the cat's pulse VET: Ok. Time of death is 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, and 10:05

Me: But I'm sweaty, I'm anxious, my heart rate is up Doctor: This is the 3rd visit I've had to tell you I can't treat being offended online

Twitter is kinda like my diary except I don't use a glitter gel pen or tell you guys how much I miss Josh.

Twitter takes me places I've never been before. Take oncoming traffic for example.