I know they took some creative liberties with 'Noah' but I really wasn't expecting that Prius.

God: U have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami Noah: But you're god, can't you just stop the tsunami God: *loves boats* No

How come Noah didn't just slap those two mosquitoes?

You just HAD to let snakes and spiders on the Ark, didn't you Noah? Way to go, man. Way. To. Go.